“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark, via deboratobing)
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
(Source: -andrews, via deboratobing)
congrats to matt smith on carrying the olympic torch!
congrats to everyone else for surviving that ordeal
Awh man bless
(via doctorwho)
BLESS THIS POST!
(Source: jeremyrennersfineass, via agent-riy)
Finally, Schweinski moment !!!
oh yeah
:’)
You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else… we ended up disagreeing.
(Source: bannerology, via heeeyassbutt)
haha so cute pic
Target is in the van. I repeat, target is in the van. Do you copy, Eagle One?
(via floaps)
